Wednesday, March 08, 2006
The March Toward Europe Is Long and Slow
The Clever Minx, who apparently has increasingly limited social options, was watching Lider TV (Baku's favorite all-President, all-the-time TV station) the other night and sent an update on the government's efforts to reassure the public that they've got this whole bird flu thing completely under control.
The report she saw showed guys in full protection suits throwing chickens into a pit and then setting them afire. Only problem was the chickens weren't actually dead! Flaming chickens flew from the pit, shrieking "we're not dead yet!" resisting all efforts to corral them.
This might be my favorite story since the Hash guys were arrested near the reservoir with white powder and accused of terrorism.
Relax Stonepay. Everything is under control.
The report she saw showed guys in full protection suits throwing chickens into a pit and then setting them afire. Only problem was the chickens weren't actually dead! Flaming chickens flew from the pit, shrieking "we're not dead yet!" resisting all efforts to corral them.
This might be my favorite story since the Hash guys were arrested near the reservoir with white powder and accused of terrorism.
Relax Stonepay. Everything is under control.
