Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Wanted: a padded suit and a helmet
I wish I could provide some verification that I don't make this stuff up.
This morning while getting ready for work, exactly one week after removing the cast from the last bone he broke, The Producer slipped on the bathroom floor and fell onto the bathtub, cracking a rib.
Go ahead. Ask it. I did.
"Had you been drinking?"
My helpful staff suggested he start eating Xas (pro: Hash) everyday. Apparently, this sheep's head soup is very good for broken bones AND hangovers, thus covering all the bases.
This morning while getting ready for work, exactly one week after removing the cast from the last bone he broke, The Producer slipped on the bathroom floor and fell onto the bathtub, cracking a rib.
Go ahead. Ask it. I did.
"Had you been drinking?"
My helpful staff suggested he start eating Xas (pro: Hash) everyday. Apparently, this sheep's head soup is very good for broken bones AND hangovers, thus covering all the bases.
